My Family

My Family

Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Certifiable?

Interesting that mud is much slicker than ice.
Especially when it is 4-6 inches deep.
Add to the melting snow a day of rain and it is a be-yoo-ti-ful sight.
If you are a mud monster.

Yesterday afternoon Bug, Miss M and Angel Face had piano lessons at 3:30pm.
At 30 minutes each, that puts us finishing up at 5pm.
Not too bad.
Except driving out to the bus yesterday, I slid and spun out just enough that I didn't want to risk coming home for one hour and then trying to get back out for the Primary Board Meeting at 7pm.

Oh, and did I mention that P is in AZ for work-related training?
He'll be home tonight, but it didn't help when it came to juggling everything for the PBMeeting.

So, I had friends lined up to watch the kids...
and was debating on how to use up an hour and fifteen minutes between the end of piano lessons and the time when I was dropping kids off before my meeting.
Eating out was an option, but deciding on the place was a little more difficult.
The kids were torn between Taco Smell, Booger King, and Windy's...but I kept thinking that the time it would take to feed the kids at one of those places would not be enough to fill that whole hour plus.

As I was driving down the highway, I had a thought.
It was Tuesday night, and Golden Corral has "family night" on Tuesdays.

Almost immediately, my logic took over.
Me? Alone with 6 kids at a sit down restaurant?
No way.
Never.

Dang that Golden Corral pot roast.
After thinking about it, I just couldn't stomach the thought of my less-appealing options.

I pulled into the parking lot of Golden Corral and threatened my kids--oh, I mean explained nicely how much I needed their cooperation to make this (seriously insane) endeavor to work.

And then we got out of the van and headed inside.
Within the first two minutes, I almost walked out 3 different times.
Once when everyone was shrieking and jumping around in the rain as if they had never see it before.
Once when Tiny was hanging from the bar where you rest your tray.
And once when Lucy had to "climb" the wall to see over.

By the time we reached the cash register, I was committed to stay, (at least in theory).
Total bill: Approximately $23.00
Not too bad for 7 of us! ($2.99 for Bug and Miss M, $1.99 for the younger 3, and Bam-Bam was free).

We were alerted to a table for 8 behind some friends of ours...so we headed that way, with me thinking they would at least understand my frustrated, terse snipping at my children as they chose not to behave.

We were soon seated, and headed to the salad bar first.
Everyone (except Bam-Bam) chose something they wanted or liked, and came back and ate their first plateful of food.
Next, I paired Bug with Tiny and Miss M with Lucy and instucted Tiny and Lucy to keep both hands on their glass plates at all times and have Bug and Miss M serve them what they wanted.
Genius, I tell you.
Those kids rocked.
They did a muy fabuloso job, and made me a very proud mama.
Same set-up, and a visit to the dessert bar ended the meal on a very sweet note.

No broken plates, no screaming, fighting, or hungry kids.
It was a miracle.
Truly.
Even if I was slightly insane for choosing to go out to eat with 6 children in the first place.

4 comments:

SalGal said...

I don't think slightly quite covers it... it's more like, full-blown.

Uber-kudos! I would've been looking for steak knives to slit my throat with the whole time. LOL!

Jamie said...

I'm not there yet, with four kids. Almost, but not quite.

Papa J said...

Kinda makes a guy proud to hear such good things about his kiddos.

I'd complain about missing the pot roast but they fed us pretty good in Phoenix.

Dawnyel said...

That is a miracle!! How brave of you! :)